Aries: Libras make people nervous, not unlike the way Scorpios do. Why would you want to mess with Ciara? Winner: Scorpio. Pisces: Could there be two more harmless signs in the Zodiac? If there was an actual literal fight between these two signs, it would consist of flappy-wristed slaps thrown without any velocity. Aquarius: Aquarians are the high school prom queens of the Zodiac, and as such, they win the first round of any competition. Capricorns are "sea-goats." This is a useless contest, but Cancers have more redeeming value. Capricorn: Cancers are the moms of the Zodiac. Sagittarius: Geminis are fun, but Sagittarians are too much fun (see: Bad Girls Club). Winner: GeminiĬancer vs. That sounds great right? Before you run and tell everyone you're a martyr, just know that Kim Kardashian is also a Libra. It's considered to be a weaker sign, but someone has to stand up for justice for all. Libra: Libras are concerned with balance above all else - they're constantly juggling other people's wants and needs. Before you get any ideas, bulls are also known for trampling people. The bull is known for calm, powerful virility.
Taurus: This is the manliest sign in the Zodiac. Worst case Scorpio scenario: Anne Hathaway and Drake. Best case Scorpio scenario: Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Reynolds. Scorpios are allegedly great in bed, a perk sometimes outweighed by their jealous and obsessive behavior. Scorpio: You've probably dated a Scorpio and possibly regretted it. They're the go-with-the-flow signs of the Zodiac, which sorta makes them sound like pushovers or someone you want around at your party to help you clean up. Pisces: Pisces actually represents two fish.
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